There are six members of Linkin Park:
Professor "Mike" Shinoda - (AKA 50 cent), Professor Michael Shinoda was raised as a classical ice skater. Then he was inspired by trainspotting - not the sport, but rather the Danny Boyles film. After that, he was hooked on music. He ate music, he slept with music, and he bathed in music. After years and years training to produce the ultimate sound, he found it. With the help of Demolition Specialist, Brad Delson, he found the right amount of "epic depth". Mike took a break, and went to art school. There he met Joseph Hahn. Joseph Hahn was good at art (martial arts), but then Mike made him buy a turntable. Joseph Hahn was actually once casted for the role as Vegeta in the anime "Nine Thousand", but instead the job was given to Howard Dean. Rob Bourdon, who is awesome, also founded Linkin Park. Feenux was a guy in his dorm or something.... Chester was a guy who was on drugs most of his life. Shinoda recruited him because he wanted someone who could scream and whine. Thus the band was formed. Linkin Park existed.
Professor "Chester" Bennington (AKA Chester "Antelope-with-its-nuts-caught-in-a-vice" Bennington) or Chestycough Benylin- He screams one moment, and then becomes soft, then he starts a Hitler-like speech in his songs.It was tough to get the Jews to like him. He taught Holocaust subjects in a very antisemitic way during his days as a Professor of Holocaust studies. He then became a Nuclear Scientist at the University of Linkin Park (before they tore it down and made it into a series of Christian Punk and emo rock bands) and began adding emo tones in Linkin Park's nerdy gangsta rap and DJ hit songs. Prior to Linkin Park, he sang songs about heroin with his previous scientific group, who had a plan to make a gas that made whomever smelt it high. It was called Grey Daze. Recently, he was claimed by a U2 cult to be the long-lost brother clone of Bono.
Dr. (or Prof. or Chairman or Mr. or Master or Senior) Joseph Hahn - Proved many things wrong and right. As mentioned earlier, a renowned physicist. Once debated Stephen Hawking (and totally kicked his ass) using a device similar to Prof. Hawking's box thingy that talks for him. (this device can be seen in live footage of Linkin Park. at least, I saw it when I saw them live.) Also proved the anti-Asian coolness theory wrong. (this theory had been proven wrong by Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and Tiger Woods, yet until Mr. Hahn contributions had been made a small scientific sect still believed in it. this sect was comprised of Vanilla Ice... and no one else.) Prof. Hahn also goes by the alias Chairman Hahn, as in his spare time he keeps an iron fist on communist China, while wearing a fluffy hat. Prof. Hahn is currently vacationing somewhere in Australia.
Dr. Mr. Prof. Sir Brad Delson - Not actually any of those things. Little is known about Dr. Mr. Prof. Sir Brad Delson because he is one of the most unknown and unpopular members of Linkin Park (seriously who the hell is Brad Delson?). He just wandered in asking for change one day. Mindlessly plays the same notes over and over again because the others force him to, and beat him if he doesn't. He will frequently scream 'Bradical!' until Prof. Michael hits him with a guitar, then Prof. Rob throws acid at him. He also wears stupid huge-ass headphones that Chester made for him, in exchange for his soul.
Dr. Dave Farrell - Sometimes called "Phoenix" or "Feenux" because the bastard can't spell. He plays bass or guitar, one of the two. You don't need to know because he's a fucking creep who has a phoenix tattoo on his back. Oh, he left the group before Hybrid Theory because he was tired of stripping in front of Jay-Z. He later came back because he missed abusing Brad and being raped by Jay-Z. His interests include putting buckets on his head, eating eggnog with his finger, and being a general idiot.
Professor Rob Bourdon - Perhaps wears the coolest hat of any Linkin Park member. He plays the drums and also has a goatee. He is known to be the youngest and most serious guy in the band. He totally kicks all the other members' asses with his shoes if they tell him to do something, especially Brad.